Billboard Overload in Las Vegas

Some cities have ordinances against billboards. Some states ban them altogether. The Highway Beautification Act of 1965 limited billboards on federally funded highways. They are considered visual pollution …interfering with the natural beauty of an area as well as a distraction to drivers. But, hey, we're in Las Vegas, Nevada and there's not much that Sin City disallows … least of all billboards. Just driving out of the airport is total sensory overload … you could go crazy just reading billboards for casinos, shows, hotels, restaurants and who knows what else and never leave the airport at all. You really have to concentrate on where you're driving, ferret out the directional signs and ignore the rest.

 

billboards outside of airport

 

I realize that billboards are designed to catch your attention and leave a memorable impression in just a second as you drive by, but sometimes I find myself wanting to go back and re-read some of them. Did I just read that right? “Freeze My Fat”? Would I really consider freezing it and saving it for later?

 

freeze my fat

 

There are “adult” store advertisements. They catch our attention. Or how about one for wild animal jerky? You wonder why they need big signs to advertise this and if it helps at all. It must.

 

jerky

 

Like everything else in Las Vegas, the billboards seem extra big, especially the ones advertising the casinos. Some are the regular big vinyl signs we're used to seeing, while others are digital and change frequently offering only a peek at what's being advertised. These are usually strategically placed at long stop lights, so you have a chance to see as much as possible.

 

digital sign

 

Then there are several 3-D signs … I actually kind of like these, but all things in moderation.

 

3d zarkana

 

Tiffany's, Cartier and Tag Heuer all have signs exiting the airport, but the casinos seem to take top billing. Next come the lawyers. “In a wreck? Need a check?” or “Lawyer Up”. There must be at least 1-2 lawyer billboards per mile. No wonder the world thinks we're a litigious people … evidently, we are.

 

lawyer billboards

 

In all fairness, it's not just limited to Las Vegas or even the USA. We've seen billboards all over the world. Here's our favorite from Wellington, New Zealand, just around St. Patty's Day.

 

 

new zealand billboard

 

A little billboard trivia:

  • The oldest known billboard ad was posted in the Egyptian city of Thebes over 3,000 years ago and offered a reward for a runaway slave.
  • Prior to the late 1700s, the predecessor to the modern day billboard—billposting—was prevalent throughout Europe, but only as an informal source of information. It wasn't until the invention of lithography in the late eighteenth century that billboards as a medium expanded into an art form.
  • The first art poster was created in 1871 by Englishman Frederick Walker, who was commissioned to create the playbill for the play "Lady in White" in London. By the early 1900s, schools for poster art were being formed and artists like Talouse Lautrec were making names for themselves.

I just read that some Slovakian designers have suggested housing the homeless by creating little apartments between tent-shaped two-sided billboards along the highway. Pretty creative, huh?

Roadside America Sights in Las Vegas

Did you ever visit the Roadside America website? We discovered it back in 2010 and consulted it frequently as we drove cross-country in 2010 and 2012. It's a compendium of oddball sights that people have ferreted out and reported … from the largest ball of twine to the Spam Museum. Las Vegas definitely has a few of its own “uniquely odd tourist attractions” and we didn't want to miss them. You've already seen a couple of them, like the world's brightest beam of light at the Luxor pyramid and the headless Lenin at the Mandalay Bay Hotel, but there are lots more. How about the world's biggest Coke bottle right on Las Vegas Boulevard at Coca Cola World?  

giant coke bottle

 

Liberace's prized, rhinestone-studded Deusenberg Roadster-style auto is on display at the up-scale Aria Hotel and Casino.

 

liberace mobile

 

The Aria also boasts several pieces of steampunk art including high heeled shoes

 

steampunk high heel

 

… and other steampunk items that had no labels and provided no clues as to their function. They were cool nonetheless.

 

steampunk thing at aria

 

Las Vegas' newest attraction, the High Roller at the Linq, is on the must-see list. It's touted to be the world's highest observation wheel … read that very slow-moving, ferris-type wheel at a very high admission price.

 

high roller at night

 

The Harley Davidson Cafe displays a huge motorcycle crashing through the front of its restaurant on Las Vegas Boulevard. It's a Harley Softail, by the way. There's a Harley Wedding Chapel inside, just in case you're so inclined.

 

giant harley

 

New York, New York's Statue of Liberty is the second largest Liberty in the USA and of course, as we learned previously, the Eiffel Tower is half the size of the real thing. The Arc de Triomphe is 2/3 size of the original Napoleon-commissoned monument in Paris. Unfortunately, the Vegas one has a large banner touting Gordon Ramsey's Steak House Restaurant on it. Sigh!

 

arc de triomphe

 

How about the world's largest typewriter eraser? If you're under 50, you might not even know what it is. Not sure why this item requires a statue … just sayin'

 

typewriter eraser

 

Big candy seems to be in vogue along the Strip. There are big M&Ms at the M&M store and great big kisses at the Hershey store.

 

big kisses

 

There's more coming up in the days that follow. We keep looking for more crazy things and, believe it or not, we keep finding them.

Signs of Las Vegas

If ever a city “signed” its people, Las Vegas is right up there at the top of the list. Signs are everywhere and passersby are inundated. Though some might complain that traffic signs and airport signage isn't the greatest, the billboards and other signs we've seen are certainly over the top. I'll save the billboards for later … they're a whole post unto themselves, but here's a sample of other signs we've seen in Vegas that made us shake our heads a bit or at least warranted a chuckle.  

save a cow eat a vegetarian

 

peep show

 

nude daily

 

kiss bail bonds

 

get your tiki on

 

fictitious firm name

 

elvis slept here

 

elvis is in the building

 

bowl free in your underwear