More Signs - Las Vegas

There are so many unique, sometimes bizarre, things to photograph in Las Vegas that I'm afraid to leave the house without my camera for fear I'll miss something. I've been collecting interesting signs for years, but I've doubled my collection just since June while living in Las Vegas. And, of course, I love to share. Check these out.  

motel 6 poo

 

Motel 6 Poo …. When consonants go missing

 

chippendales

 

Chippendales … Oh, my

 

do not hump

 

No Humping … This is a method of sorting/directing railroad cars in the yard. What were you thinking?

 

shoot a machine gun

 

Shoot a machine gun … Better here than anywhere else!

 

pest control

 

Spider sign – World's largest black widow spider … gives me goose bumps just thinking of it.

 

octopus sign

 

Octopus – Catchy sign at Shark Reef, Mandalay Bay

 

wear respectable underwear

 

Respectable underwear – Just in case you have an accident and have to go to the hospital … one of Mom's rules!

 

big apple rollercoaster

 

Roller coaster – I prefer to keep my lunch intact and my underwear respectable.

 

sauropod eggs

 

Sauropod eggs – a highlight of the Las Vegas Natural History Museum

 

harmful to sharks

 

Especially fingers – Yes, fingers are definitely not good for a shark's diet, not to mention the kid who's missing them.

 

Las Vegas Museum of Natural History

The first full weekend of every month, Bank of America customers get free general admission to more than 150 museums nationwide with their Museums on Us program. We thought we'd check out what was on offer in Las Vegas and the Natural History Museum popped up. Why not? We love museums. It seemed a fine thing to do on a hot, sultry Sunday afternoon.  

las vegas natural history museum

 

We are rarely negative about museums, but this one was a dud. Many of the signs, typed copy and images pasted on construction paper, looked like they were prepared for a junior high science exhibit. Information was contradictory between one exhibit and another and many statements were arguable. An example? “The Egyptians were the first to use water for irrigation.” Really? what about the possibility of the Chinese or a Middle Eastern culture doing it earlier or at the same time? And then there were the misspellings … Ugh! In general, the place was tired. The exhibit cases needed dusting. The carpets needed vacuuming. The taxidermied wild life needed some attention. We love museums and this was a sad experience.

 

misspelling

 

To be fair, there were two exhibits might be considered worthwhile. The first was a “world-class traveling exhibit” (their words, not ours) entitled “Hatching the Past” which explored dinosaur family groups and dynamics and dinosaur eggs. Though it was far from “world-class” and geared specifically to children in our opinions, it provided some paleontological insights into life on Earth 65 million year ago and gave us some food for thought (more of a “snack” for thought than a meal).

 

roaring dino

 

The “Treasures of Egypt” exhibit allowed us to explore life along the Nile in ancient Egypt and a replica of King Tut's tomb as well as some insight as to how 20th century archeologists worked to unearth some of the King's treasures. Perhaps, it's the lure of the ancient Egyptians that caught our fancy, but the display, though comparatively small, was interesting and obviously a centerpiece of the museum.

 

treasures of egypt

 

We wandered from room to room. In one, animated dinosaurs roared. In another we heard the sound of a coyote howling when we pushed a button and watched an unimpressive spotlight shine on a yucca plant or a particular mineral. Two live, lethargic pythons were on display in a large glassed area. Stuck in a side corridor, sure to be missed, was a small display on New Zealand glow worms. Some hanging fiberglass whale models, a couple of aquariums and a “don't put your fingers in here” pool was the tribute to marine life. Perhaps we're jaded, but we expected more substance and better presentation.

 

marine animals

 

This would have been better billed as a children's museum, rather than a natural history museum. There were lots of things for small hands to touch and do. I think there might have been enough content to entertain kids although the audio presentations in the dark, closet-like Tropical Rain Forest exhibit were so long and dry, the kids just ran through pushing all the buttons and paying little attention to what was being said.

All in all, the visit was a disappointment even though it was free. Had we paid the $10 admission fee, we would have felt rooked. If this was in a small town, we'd say they made a good effort. However, Las Vegas is no small town. With all the apparent opulence and income generated by the casinos here, you'd think some bucks might be funneled into the upkeep and improvement of their local museums.

View from the Top - Eiffel Tower Las Vegas

No trip to Paris (either France or Las Vegas) is complete without a trip to the top of the Eiffel Tower. The Eiffel Tower Experience in Vegas at night without any discounts costs just a little less ($16.50/pp) than it does to go to the top level of the real La Tour Eiffel in Paris (~$20/pp). Considering the Vegas tower is half size, I'm not sure that's a bargain. With a discount, however, it was a no-brainer and besides … it was our anniversary and we were in Paris for the evening.  

eifferl tower experience sign

 

The waiting line for the elevator to the top was about 15 minutes and there was enough to keep us occupied while we waited. We took an escalator to the mezzanine level and viewed the casino below with new eyes … a bird's eye view, as it were.

 

casino below

 

We crossed a replica of one of Paris' many bridges across the Seine which led to the elevator entrance.

 

bridge

 

We opted out of the staged, over-priced, quickie-photo and instead spent a few minutes appreciating all the details the creators of this themed hotel had thought of, including the padlocks on the bridge put there by lovers. We'd seen these padlocks on bridges in Paris, but forgotten all about them until we saw them again here.

 

padlocks on bridge

 

The ride up in a glass elevator was fast and uneventful … the best kind. We rose nearly 50 stories to the observation deck at 460' (140m). The tower itself is 540 feet and was painstakingly built to scale according to Eiffel's original plans (so we read). We emerged on the observation deck midst a horde of people, all sweating in the hot Vegas night. The views, however, made up for the heat and congestion.

 

vegas view from the top

 

The entire observation area is enclosed in thick message, but small, square openings allowed a place to take relatively unobstructed photos. We positioned ourselves to view the famous Bellagio fountain and were rewarded with a great show.

 

bellagio fountains

 

The air was hot and dense. The elevator continually emptied more people onto the small observation deck. More came up than went down. We angled into position for the Mirage's volcano eruption. It was too far away for clear shots, but I clicked away anyhow.

 

mirage volcano

 

Even our hotel took on a different perspective when viewed from this vantage point high above.

 

paris hotel

 

Once at the top, you're allowed to stay until 12:30 am when the last elevator descends to ground level and reality once more. We stayed for an hour or so, whispered Happy Anniversary to each other, stole a quick kiss and retreated to our room for champers on ice. The perfect ending to a perfect day in Paris.